Coffee First — Grumpy Dog Coffee Garment-Dyed Graphic T-Shirt

☕ Coffee First — Your Problem Is Second.

More than just a t-shirt — this is a morning philosophy. For the dog lovers who don’t speak before their first cup, the coffee devotees who need a moment before they’re ready for the world, and anyone who appreciates wry humor delivered with a grumpy dog and zero apologies. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee gets it.

✨ Why You'll Love It:

• Wry Humor Graphic: A grumpy dog clutching a coffee cup with the cheeky message “Coffee your problem second” — relatable, deadpan, and perfectly on-brand for slow mornings
• Garment-Dyed Finish: Soft, washed color and a slightly textured feel from post-construction dyeing — lived-in from the very first wear
• Heavyweight & Comfortable: A roomy cut that drapes easily and feels like a well-worn favorite you reach for on slow mornings
• Built to Last: Durable double-needle seams that hold their shape and comfort wash after wash
• For the Whole Family: Available in both adult and kids sizing

🐶 Perfect For:

Slow weekends, early morning dog walks, long coffee runs, working from home, or any moment that requires caffeine before conversation.

🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:

Coffee lovers, dog moms, dog dads, morning grumps, or anyone whose dog has ever given them that exact look before the first cup is finished.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

Coffee first. Everything else can wait.

An original design by The Happy Crafting Couple. Available in adult and kids sizes.