Fix Your Face — Funny Dog Garment-Dyed Graphic T-Shirt

🐶 Fix Your Face — I Said What I Said.

More than just a t-shirt — this is a whole attitude. For the dog lovers who keep it real, the ones who say exactly what they mean, and anyone who appreciates wry humor delivered with a scruffy dog portrait and zero apologies. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee wears like a lived-in favorite from the very first time you put it on.

✨ Why You'll Love It:

• Bold & Cheeky Graphic: A scruffy dog portrait with distressed lettering that reads “Fix your face — I said what I said” — unapologetic, deadpan, and totally relatable
• Garment-Dyed Finish: Muted, post-dye tones give the graphic a vintage vibe and a soft, broken-in texture right out of the bag
• Heavyweight & Comfortable: A relaxed fit that drapes easily and pairs effortlessly with worn denim or a flannel tied at the waist
• Built to Last: Quality construction that holds its shape and character through many wears and washes
• For the Whole Family: Available in both adult and kids sizing

🐾 Perfect For:

Slow mornings, dog-walking patrols, loud weekend hangs, or any moment when you want your look to say wry, comfortable, and completely unapologetic — all at once.

🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:

Dog moms, dog dads, sarcastic friends, humor lovers, or anyone whose dog has ever given them that exact look across the room.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

Wear your attitude. Own the room. The dog already does.

An original design by The Happy Crafting Couple. Available in adult and kids sizes.